| Sep. 18th, 2005 @ 09:24 am What I would really like to say to the Parole Board... |
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Sunday, September 18th, 2005 Dear Parole Board,
I am writing this support letter for your attention to Andrew B. Carroll’s marijuana addiction. I will assume full responsibility in supplying him with the best high grade kind bud available only in Austin, Texas. Mr. Carroll has already accumulated over 15 months of time in prison and has since then I have accumulated over 3 pounds of good shit in my freezer. He has completed all areas of therapy including: Marijuana rehabilitation program, which took three days because it doesn’t fucking exist! Due to short term memory loss he has since forgotten all areas of instruction.
It is apparent Mr. Carroll has assumed full responsibility for smoking, growing, selling and distributing only the finest green herbs available on the planet, which brought him to be incarcerated in the first place. Despite the prison system’s brainwashing tactics Andrew Carroll has held steadfastly to the ideals of substance abuse and the freedom to do so in our great country. God Bless America! Treatment through the prison system has given him the opportunity to meet lots of drug lords, child molesters and the like who will simply help him network upon release. We now have plans to create a Marijuana empire and you have supplied us with the tools to do so.
Mr. Carroll has a greater awareness of Marijuana and is prepared to do what it takes to continue in the success of his new business. Andrew Carroll has an enormous network of addicts who are willing and ready to assist, guide and support him upon his release. His daughter, sister, mother and father all deserve to have good shit available in their daily lives and are all prepared to offer him the use of their paraphernalia including but not limited to: water pipes, papers, vaporizers, brownie mix, bubblers, pipes and the like. This will insure that he will be a more productive business owner in this country.
I thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Smiley Face Buds Inc. |